Ok so even this reference is a little old for me, but have you ever seen the show "Let's Make a Deal"?
On this show the host will ask contestants for an object and the people can look through their pockets and purses to come up with the object the host wants. Sometimes it is a simple as a tube of lipstick to obsure as a road map or a stapler! But the even stranger thing is sometimes the guests have these crazy items!!!
Well......follow my mental ramblings.......today I felt like one of those contestants. I found myself in what could only be described as one of life's most uncomfortable situations! You see, I have been sick with a sinus infection lately and carrying a purse that was 3 times larger than what I normally carry just so I could cart around all my cold supplies. Now I normally would not be carrying around this item, but due to the cold and the giant bag, I had the exact necessity I needed to avoid embarrassment without anyone else being any the wiser. What is this life saving device, you ask?
What fantastic implement have I been hauling around in my Mary Poppins satchel?
Wait for it.........
Wait for it........
Yep.......how pathetic am I?!
But Kleenex can get really expensive when you are going through 60 Kleenex in an hour!!
And my uncomfortable situation, if you haven't guessed yet, was a very understocked restroom and no one else in the bathroom to pass a poor individual a few precious sheets from another stall.
So imagine yourself in my situation.... there you are....you have....um.....(cough) accomplished your priority business and as you reach for the only necessity you desire....... your hand hits the barren cardboard tube.
The panic and desolation, one feels at that moment.......((shudder))!!!
But in my panic, I realized that my congestion laden illness had borne me one tiny gem of a parting gift in the form of a 1/4 roll of toliet paper that was residing comfortably in the recesses of my bag!
I always tend to be a little overprepared, but this time it paid off!!
So to those of you overpackers and giant purse paraders, take care to heed my tale of salvation, and add a few tissues or a roll of TP to your repertoire of packing contents. It takes up so little space, yet it will literally save your caboose!
And to those of you who like to underpack.....well I just hope the next time I use a public restroom I don't have to witness your bare backside shuffling to the next stall.
:)